Why you need to leave your home town ASAP

But my family live there! I couldn’t leave!

All my childhood friends are in my hometown! I wouldn’t want to have to make friends elsewhere.

But I have lived here all my life! I know this place, I couldn’t leave

You know what all of these are?

Excuses.

Home towns are great… to visit. But c’mon man… the world exists! There are other foods out there! There are other people out there! There are way hotter women out there, and I know it’s hard to believe but they may even be hotter than Becky, the girl you liked as a teenager but who peaked in high school and now has 3 kids by two different dads and is working at the check out at the same shop you used to steal alcohol from.

If you stay in your hometown you are doomed to fail. I see it all the time. I have a little stalk, on social media, of a girl of whom I went to school with and I can see that she is working in a local shop or is a teacher at the same school that we went to, and that she is either with or has kids with the dickhead at the back of maths class who also didn’t leave our home town and is now a fishmonger. …..

THE WORLD IS AN AMAZING PLACE!

And each time you leave your hometown, you grow. You experience different thoughts, different culture, and a different way of life.

And the good advice icing on this good advice cake…. CHICKS ARE SO MUCH HOTTER EVERYWHERE ELSE BUT YOUR HOMETOWN!

Why? Familiarity-Phenomenon.

You’re so used to the way everyone looks in your hometown, and obviously as all people who stay in their hometown are somewhat inbred, whenever you travel away your genitals will be screaming for something different. That’s why us brits find american girls hot. It’s a different gene pool…… a sexy different gene pool.

Mmmmm….. Sexy Gene Pools.

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